I am in duality. Its weird. I have an extensive background in fine art, but I really want to be illustrating crazy things and getting better at drawing everyday. So basically I want the good bits of both. So I have devised a plan….
You post a sentence or a snippet of a story in the comments of this post, e.g. “A Vampire eating hamburgers in the desert”, I will pick my favourite sentence and draw it. Then I will send it to you as your very own desktop background, and post it up here with your name on it. Not much of a prize, but hey you only have to give me a sentence!
So you see a mixture of both Art and Illustration! I’m not sure its the right mixture, but we’ll see how I do. 
It was a while ago when I transferred everything, but from what I...
Cool idea. Shall I begin?
One day a wombat went to Le France and was admiring all of the beautiful french things like onions, garlic and big sticks of bread. However one of the onions took a dislike to the wombat giving his girlfriend, the garlic, the wandering eye. So he took off in a Biplane and begat gunning the wombat down from the skies!
The great escape of a disabled Dragon from an evil Dentist hell bent on world domination.
From my other half (don’t ask me where he gets it from!): A Beetle (car) being driven by the Beatles (band) being chased by beetles (bug).
And another picture suggestion for you: An australian aboriginie in the middle of the artic sitting on an iceberg wit a laptop, wit google on the scree with the phrase “SOS”!!!!!
Was the Land of Green Ginger invented by a Magician? True or False.
My contribution is eerily realistic for some (not wanting to name names) – so this would be art imitating life you could say…………….
‘The princess, alone in her castle tower in the midst of the dark elf-wood, was forced to lay down her sketch pad and pen and rush to her latrine of ancient wisdom – for she was constipated and needed a dump.’
Roald Dahl it isn’t but it’ll do……..
Good plan….
A tiny alien being embarrassed by failing to abduct a fat cow from a fellow alien’s abduction collection
A devil dancing in the pale moonlight
Now where have I heard that before :S
If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
Cats in skyholes looking down through the bottom of the skyholes at the small, small world down below where dogs are sad and stupid.
George the hippo was disappointed when he realised he was unable to play the accordion, but he did have some cake left so not all was bad.
The shadow of ‘god’ is certainly slow,
crisis point has hit the red glow,
woody woody woody
just another sunny day in Harlem (diary of a mad mc)
The long haired lady besieged her own pregancy.
“When you come out, i shall have all the ham!”
.. but the Chronologist with a monocular eye wasn’t interested though.
(There ya go mate ^__^)
a creature stares at the grey area inbetween ying and yang, its thoughts eternally trained as it is bound in a box where time has no end. beyond the nether time is to start, however, there will be no beginning.
An angry elephant using a peanut gun to take out the hoards of evil carnies.
why are some of our names grey and some pink?? pondered gemma as she was sat at work in the land of regional news lol
seriously though
y? I need some work to do for my brain is melting from the bordom haha
the owl spun his head around and around until he was dizzy, then launched himself out of the tree to see where the winds took him. he was very dizzy though and didn’t realise that he was heading for the arachnid monster’s lair.